'Twas the day before Xmas
And all through your head
“What the heck to get the Mrs.?!”
Was all that was said
Perusing online
And your favorite haunts:
The sporting goods store, Home Depot
All amounting to naught!
When suddenly it hits you
Via The Teddy Bear Abbey ads:
“Operation: Vacant Doghouse”
Will save my precious 'nads!
You've not a thing over which to worry
You've not a care at all in sight
Her particulars and your budget, do tell us
And rest assured you'll be set right
Your parcel is wrapped in swaddling
Correction: humbly wrapped in paper
We'll tag it, make it pretty, make it *perfect*
Even box 'er up and tape 'er!
So cease the panic, calm the jets
All is well and good
Xmas "solved" on the 24th, December
As every year it should
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OPERATION: VACANT DOGHOUSE
